American People: muslim countries are so awful to women they need to treat them better
American People: Women ask to get raped
American People: Girls need to cover themselves they're a distraction to boys
American People: Women shouldn't be able to get abortions
American People: Why should women get birth control they shouldn't have sex anyway
American People: We have such great equality God bless
Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.”
– A novel written by me.  (via lovequotesrus)

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askinnyblackman:

chipotle is okay but i don’t see why everyone is losing their minds over it

(via erickeverywhere)

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.”
– Irish proverb  (via paradiche)

(Source: iheartloons, via stay-ocean-minded)

cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

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aquachilddicksquad:

forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving

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cellar door by coryjohnny for tumblr.